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Funny & Witty Quotes from the kids
- "Mommy can I have a German?" Noah age 4 to mommy about the German candy my friends had sent to us.
- "That's my mean brother, that's my mommy & that's my stepdad" Noah age 4 introducing me, Andrew & Stephen to his friend.
- "Mommy will you sing me a goodnight song?" "Sure...want me to sing Jesus Loves Me?" "NO....BOOM BOOM POW!" Noah age 4 about the Black Eyed Peas song
- "When I grow up I wanna be a dragon rider!" TOTALLY serious Andrew age 12. At least he's still somewhat innocent!
- "Mom I gotta throw my bugar away" "Awesome job Noah! See aren't bugars gross?!" "Yeah the green ones are gross but I LOOOOVE the bloody ones!" Noah age 3 (Sorry that's so gross but it's honest!)
- "Noah go sit in time out!" "Mommy you're ripping my heart out!" Noah age 3
- "Dear God can you please be my friend? Oh yeah and can you please take Andrew, Isabella & Wyatt away cause they are being TOTAL jerks to me." Noah age 3 saying his bedtime prayers & not too happy w/ his brother, sister & cousin.
- "Mommy can you text God?" "God doesn't have a phone, He doesn't need a phone. You can just pray & talk to him" "Can we tell him that I want to live on the mountain by Anthony's house?" Noah age 3 to mommy
- "Mommy, I'm hungry!" "Ok, I'll make you some breakfast" "No, I want candy cause it's good for my brain" "You can't have candy for breakfast" "If you let me have candy I'll give you a trophy!" Noah age 3 to mommy
- "Ewww that's gross!" "It's yummy & delicious. Try it, it's like bugar soup!" Conversation between Monique & Noah (age 3) when he was caught eating his bugars.
- "I just thought about what it takes to make a baby & THAT'S SO GROSS. Why can't a baby just get delivered by that bird or by pressing a button? I'M NEVER DOING THAT!!!!" Andrew to mom age 12.
- "Mom, I'm gonna rearrange the glasses. I think the wine & bikini glasses should stay on top though." Isabella age 7 when refering to "martini glasses".
- "Mommy's a princess, Bella's a kingdom, Maggie's a nerd, Andrew's a bird & I'M A BOUNCY BALL!" Noah age 3
- "Maggie you get a hair clip, Bella you get a BEAU- TI-FUL cup, Andrew you get a piece of poop & mommy gets some paper!" Noah age 3 handing out presents to us at our morning picnic. (Andrew's piece of poop was really a bunch of dead grass)
- "Who's on the nickle?" "I don't know, I think George Washington." "Maybe it's George Clooney" Isabella age 7 to Mommy
- "Mom! I know what I can be when I grow up. I want to be that person that says 'YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE" Isabella age 7 after a discussion about her future.
- "My poop says..'No, I don't wanna go in the toilet cause then you will flush me away" Noah age 3 in a scratching funny voice imitating what his poop would say to him if they had a conversation.
- "Mommy come look in the toilet." "Yep Noah that's your poop!" "No, that's my scarey poop & that's my funny poop!" Noah age 3 analyzing his poops.
- "dadadadadadada" Maggie Moo age 15 months
- "Hecky..." "Who's Hecky?" "That's my real name, Hector" "No it's not, it's Papa!" Andrew age 5 to Papa & Mimi
- "This food looks like my poop!" Noah age 3 about daddy's beef stew
- "Monique has a crappy car! She should save up her money for a new car, not a tattoo!" Isabella age 7
- "I like to roll it like a bowling ball." Noah age 2 again of his private parts. What a boy!
- "It's like a guitar!" Noah age 2 playing air guitar with his private parts.
- "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Noah age 2 to daddy last night when told to sit down & finish his dinner.
- "Mommy your butt is juicy! That's good!" Noah age 2 to mommy while I was blowdrying my hair in a tee shirt & undies. He proceeded to smack my booty & try to bite it! Boys!!! LOL!
- "Mom, if you & dad want to stop having babies why don't you just stop doing 'IT'?" Andrew 10
- "I love you Peanut Butter" "I not a Peanut Butter, I an alligator!" Noah to mommy age 2
- "I'm thinking of an animal BIG, BLACK & HAIRY, what I'm I thinking of?" "Daddy?" - Isabella 4 to mommy while playing the "animal guessing game".
- "Mommy when I get to heaven can I be a Jedi?" - Andrew 9
- "I don't like mommy!" "Oh that makes mommy sad." "I LIKE YOU NOW!" - Noah 2
- "Mommy your squishing me! You're gonna make my little balls go up in my throat & choke me!" "What little balls?" "The ones in my tender town!" Andrew age 5 while we were rough housing.
- "Get off me fat mama!" - Andrew 10 while we were wrestling & I was pregnant w/ Maggie
- "MOM, your butt is getting just as big as your baby!" - Isabella 4 while in the shower with me when I was pregnant w/ Noah.
- "Mom, since dad likes your haircut you guys are gonna do something tonight!" Andrew 11 about my new haircut
- "Papa since Tiana got $500 for graduation does that mean you'll give me $1000 when I graduate?" "Andrew, Papa will already be dead when you graduate!" Andrew 10 & Isabella 6
- "Mommy, Maggie hit me!" - Noah 2 about Maggie 6 months
- "You a MANIAC" "That's a bad word Noah" "You a bad word!" - Noah 2 to Andrew 11
- "Mommy when I grow up I'm gonna marry Isabella!" - Andrew 4 about Isabella 2 months
- "I'm scared" "Don't be affraid, grandpa will protect you" "But your too old' - Isabella 4 to Grandpa Rick on 4th of July about the fireworks.
- "LIKE A MANIAC!" Noah 2
- "Aunt Heidy, you fat cow" "Mommy you fat duck" - Noah 2
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- The Lent Family
- We are the Lents. Stephen & Lissette run this clan & I think pretty successfully. We are blessed w/ 4 amazing children that show us everyday what life is truely about.We love eachother & love God. Not only do we love Him but we put our Faith & Hope in Him. I personally can't imagine a life without that! Each challenge that comes our way is a opportunity to get to know Him in a more intimate & personal way. Thank you Jesus for the family you've given us, for the challengs that strengthen us & for the fun!
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Let us hold tight without wavering to the HOPE we affirm, for God can be trusted to keep His promises.
Hebrews 10:23
Hebrews 10:23
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