Lent Family: Noah's Christmas List

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Noah's Christmas List

Dragon House...I love you Santa
Alien Space Ship
Power Ranger Piggy Bank
Yogi Bear & Boo Boo Puzzle
Blue & Green Stockings
Pirate Tea Party
Snow Man Legos
Real Grass
Toy Camel
Toy Fish
Zhu Zhu Pets
Leah to have a bunch of toys
Puzzles
Boy Doll House
Candy Canes on the Christmas Tree
Spider & Dracula Toys

LOVE THIS KID!

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Funny & Witty Quotes from the kids

"Mommy can I have a German?" Noah age 4 to mommy about the German candy my friends had sent to us.
"That's my mean brother, that's my mommy & that's my stepdad" Noah age 4 introducing me, Andrew & Stephen to his friend.
"Mommy will you sing me a goodnight song?" "Sure...want me to sing Jesus Loves Me?" "NO....BOOM BOOM POW!" Noah age 4 about the Black Eyed Peas song
"When I grow up I wanna be a dragon rider!" TOTALLY serious Andrew age 12. At least he's still somewhat innocent!
"Mom I gotta throw my bugar away" "Awesome job Noah! See aren't bugars gross?!" "Yeah the green ones are gross but I LOOOOVE the bloody ones!" Noah age 3 (Sorry that's so gross but it's honest!)
"Noah go sit in time out!" "Mommy you're ripping my heart out!" Noah age 3
"Dear God can you please be my friend? Oh yeah and can you please take Andrew, Isabella & Wyatt away cause they are being TOTAL jerks to me." Noah age 3 saying his bedtime prayers & not too happy w/ his brother, sister & cousin.
"Mommy can you text God?" "God doesn't have a phone, He doesn't need a phone. You can just pray & talk to him" "Can we tell him that I want to live on the mountain by Anthony's house?" Noah age 3 to mommy
"Mommy, I'm hungry!" "Ok, I'll make you some breakfast" "No, I want candy cause it's good for my brain" "You can't have candy for breakfast" "If you let me have candy I'll give you a trophy!" Noah age 3 to mommy
"Ewww that's gross!" "It's yummy & delicious. Try it, it's like bugar soup!" Conversation between Monique & Noah (age 3) when he was caught eating his bugars.
"I just thought about what it takes to make a baby & THAT'S SO GROSS. Why can't a baby just get delivered by that bird or by pressing a button? I'M NEVER DOING THAT!!!!" Andrew to mom age 12.
"Mom, I'm gonna rearrange the glasses. I think the wine & bikini glasses should stay on top though." Isabella age 7 when refering to "martini glasses".
"Mommy's a princess, Bella's a kingdom, Maggie's a nerd, Andrew's a bird & I'M A BOUNCY BALL!" Noah age 3
"Maggie you get a hair clip, Bella you get a BEAU- TI-FUL cup, Andrew you get a piece of poop & mommy gets some paper!" Noah age 3 handing out presents to us at our morning picnic. (Andrew's piece of poop was really a bunch of dead grass)
"Who's on the nickle?" "I don't know, I think George Washington." "Maybe it's George Clooney" Isabella age 7 to Mommy
"Mom! I know what I can be when I grow up. I want to be that person that says 'YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE" Isabella age 7 after a discussion about her future.
"My poop says..'No, I don't wanna go in the toilet cause then you will flush me away" Noah age 3 in a scratching funny voice imitating what his poop would say to him if they had a conversation.
"Mommy come look in the toilet." "Yep Noah that's your poop!" "No, that's my scarey poop & that's my funny poop!" Noah age 3 analyzing his poops.
"dadadadadadada" Maggie Moo age 15 months
"Hecky..." "Who's Hecky?" "That's my real name, Hector" "No it's not, it's Papa!" Andrew age 5 to Papa & Mimi
"This food looks like my poop!" Noah age 3 about daddy's beef stew
"Monique has a crappy car! She should save up her money for a new car, not a tattoo!" Isabella age 7
"I like to roll it like a bowling ball." Noah age 2 again of his private parts. What a boy!
"It's like a guitar!" Noah age 2 playing air guitar with his private parts.
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Noah age 2 to daddy last night when told to sit down & finish his dinner.
"Mommy your butt is juicy! That's good!" Noah age 2 to mommy while I was blowdrying my hair in a tee shirt & undies. He proceeded to smack my booty & try to bite it! Boys!!! LOL!
"Mom, if you & dad want to stop having babies why don't you just stop doing 'IT'?" Andrew 10
"I love you Peanut Butter" "I not a Peanut Butter, I an alligator!" Noah to mommy age 2
"I'm thinking of an animal BIG, BLACK & HAIRY, what I'm I thinking of?" "Daddy?" - Isabella 4 to mommy while playing the "animal guessing game".
"Mommy when I get to heaven can I be a Jedi?" - Andrew 9
"I don't like mommy!" "Oh that makes mommy sad." "I LIKE YOU NOW!" - Noah 2
"Mommy your squishing me! You're gonna make my little balls go up in my throat & choke me!" "What little balls?" "The ones in my tender town!" Andrew age 5 while we were rough housing.
"Get off me fat mama!" - Andrew 10 while we were wrestling & I was pregnant w/ Maggie
"MOM, your butt is getting just as big as your baby!" - Isabella 4 while in the shower with me when I was pregnant w/ Noah.
"Mom, since dad likes your haircut you guys are gonna do something tonight!" Andrew 11 about my new haircut
"Papa since Tiana got $500 for graduation does that mean you'll give me $1000 when I graduate?" "Andrew, Papa will already be dead when you graduate!" Andrew 10 & Isabella 6
"Mommy, Maggie hit me!" - Noah 2 about Maggie 6 months
"You a MANIAC" "That's a bad word Noah" "You a bad word!" - Noah 2 to Andrew 11
"Mommy when I grow up I'm gonna marry Isabella!" - Andrew 4 about Isabella 2 months
"I'm scared" "Don't be affraid, grandpa will protect you" "But your too old' - Isabella 4 to Grandpa Rick on 4th of July about the fireworks.
"LIKE A MANIAC!" Noah 2
"Aunt Heidy, you fat cow" "Mommy you fat duck" - Noah 2