Lent Family: 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Noah's Christmas List

Dragon House...I love you Santa
Alien Space Ship
Power Ranger Piggy Bank
Yogi Bear & Boo Boo Puzzle
Blue & Green Stockings
Pirate Tea Party
Snow Man Legos
Real Grass
Toy Camel
Toy Fish
Zhu Zhu Pets
Leah to have a bunch of toys
Puzzles
Boy Doll House
Candy Canes on the Christmas Tree
Spider & Dracula Toys

LOVE THIS KID!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mommy's little models

So not only is Isabella working but Mr. Noah was recently signed to Isabella's agent as well. Out of like 30 little bity ones only 5 were signed & Noah was one of them. He marched right into his interview, recited the commerical he'd memorized & proceeded to tell Ruth (agent) that she should buy in "the black, green, yellow, white & pink Power Rangers!" she laughed & came right out to tell me he was ready to work. Misty took Isabella & Noah's pics for their comp cards & wow! Here are just a few teasers.

Funny & Witty Quotes from the kids

"Mommy can I have a German?" Noah age 4 to mommy about the German candy my friends had sent to us.
"That's my mean brother, that's my mommy & that's my stepdad" Noah age 4 introducing me, Andrew & Stephen to his friend.
"Mommy will you sing me a goodnight song?" "Sure...want me to sing Jesus Loves Me?" "NO....BOOM BOOM POW!" Noah age 4 about the Black Eyed Peas song
"When I grow up I wanna be a dragon rider!" TOTALLY serious Andrew age 12. At least he's still somewhat innocent!
"Mom I gotta throw my bugar away" "Awesome job Noah! See aren't bugars gross?!" "Yeah the green ones are gross but I LOOOOVE the bloody ones!" Noah age 3 (Sorry that's so gross but it's honest!)
"Noah go sit in time out!" "Mommy you're ripping my heart out!" Noah age 3
"Dear God can you please be my friend? Oh yeah and can you please take Andrew, Isabella & Wyatt away cause they are being TOTAL jerks to me." Noah age 3 saying his bedtime prayers & not too happy w/ his brother, sister & cousin.
"Mommy can you text God?" "God doesn't have a phone, He doesn't need a phone. You can just pray & talk to him" "Can we tell him that I want to live on the mountain by Anthony's house?" Noah age 3 to mommy
"Mommy, I'm hungry!" "Ok, I'll make you some breakfast" "No, I want candy cause it's good for my brain" "You can't have candy for breakfast" "If you let me have candy I'll give you a trophy!" Noah age 3 to mommy
"Ewww that's gross!" "It's yummy & delicious. Try it, it's like bugar soup!" Conversation between Monique & Noah (age 3) when he was caught eating his bugars.
"I just thought about what it takes to make a baby & THAT'S SO GROSS. Why can't a baby just get delivered by that bird or by pressing a button? I'M NEVER DOING THAT!!!!" Andrew to mom age 12.
"Mom, I'm gonna rearrange the glasses. I think the wine & bikini glasses should stay on top though." Isabella age 7 when refering to "martini glasses".
"Mommy's a princess, Bella's a kingdom, Maggie's a nerd, Andrew's a bird & I'M A BOUNCY BALL!" Noah age 3
"Maggie you get a hair clip, Bella you get a BEAU- TI-FUL cup, Andrew you get a piece of poop & mommy gets some paper!" Noah age 3 handing out presents to us at our morning picnic. (Andrew's piece of poop was really a bunch of dead grass)
"Who's on the nickle?" "I don't know, I think George Washington." "Maybe it's George Clooney" Isabella age 7 to Mommy
"Mom! I know what I can be when I grow up. I want to be that person that says 'YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE" Isabella age 7 after a discussion about her future.
"My poop says..'No, I don't wanna go in the toilet cause then you will flush me away" Noah age 3 in a scratching funny voice imitating what his poop would say to him if they had a conversation.
"Mommy come look in the toilet." "Yep Noah that's your poop!" "No, that's my scarey poop & that's my funny poop!" Noah age 3 analyzing his poops.
"dadadadadadada" Maggie Moo age 15 months
"Hecky..." "Who's Hecky?" "That's my real name, Hector" "No it's not, it's Papa!" Andrew age 5 to Papa & Mimi
"This food looks like my poop!" Noah age 3 about daddy's beef stew
"Monique has a crappy car! She should save up her money for a new car, not a tattoo!" Isabella age 7
"I like to roll it like a bowling ball." Noah age 2 again of his private parts. What a boy!
"It's like a guitar!" Noah age 2 playing air guitar with his private parts.
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Noah age 2 to daddy last night when told to sit down & finish his dinner.
"Mommy your butt is juicy! That's good!" Noah age 2 to mommy while I was blowdrying my hair in a tee shirt & undies. He proceeded to smack my booty & try to bite it! Boys!!! LOL!
"Mom, if you & dad want to stop having babies why don't you just stop doing 'IT'?" Andrew 10
"I love you Peanut Butter" "I not a Peanut Butter, I an alligator!" Noah to mommy age 2
"I'm thinking of an animal BIG, BLACK & HAIRY, what I'm I thinking of?" "Daddy?" - Isabella 4 to mommy while playing the "animal guessing game".
"Mommy when I get to heaven can I be a Jedi?" - Andrew 9
"I don't like mommy!" "Oh that makes mommy sad." "I LIKE YOU NOW!" - Noah 2
"Mommy your squishing me! You're gonna make my little balls go up in my throat & choke me!" "What little balls?" "The ones in my tender town!" Andrew age 5 while we were rough housing.
"Get off me fat mama!" - Andrew 10 while we were wrestling & I was pregnant w/ Maggie
"MOM, your butt is getting just as big as your baby!" - Isabella 4 while in the shower with me when I was pregnant w/ Noah.
"Mom, since dad likes your haircut you guys are gonna do something tonight!" Andrew 11 about my new haircut
"Papa since Tiana got $500 for graduation does that mean you'll give me $1000 when I graduate?" "Andrew, Papa will already be dead when you graduate!" Andrew 10 & Isabella 6
"Mommy, Maggie hit me!" - Noah 2 about Maggie 6 months
"You a MANIAC" "That's a bad word Noah" "You a bad word!" - Noah 2 to Andrew 11
"Mommy when I grow up I'm gonna marry Isabella!" - Andrew 4 about Isabella 2 months
"I'm scared" "Don't be affraid, grandpa will protect you" "But your too old' - Isabella 4 to Grandpa Rick on 4th of July about the fireworks.
"LIKE A MANIAC!" Noah 2
"Aunt Heidy, you fat cow" "Mommy you fat duck" - Noah 2

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Noah's Christmas List

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Mommy's little models

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